The first thing the movie A Bigger Splash made me want to do is-not having sex in a swimming pool- but eating freshly made ricotta in Italy. Eating (not so fresh) ricotta from Co-op instead with (not so fresh) pasta. Niam.

Enough of my cravings-just go and watch A Bigger Splash. What is it about? I’m not going to tell you, it will ruin the story. But just imagine Ralph Fiennes, Tilda Swinton, Dakota Johnson and Matthias Schoenaerts tanned (and naked) in a swimming pool on an Italian island.

You’re welcome.